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so I head back to Allendale tomorrow.....spring break is over. And we lose an hour tomorrow :(
I kinda want to go back...but at the same time really don't. And I have a lot of crap to do...since I didn't actually do anything over the last week. Damnit
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SPRING BREAK!!!!! I am sooo excited for this!!! As I right this I am in South Carolina at a friend of Lindas!! Tomorrow we leave to go to Myrtle Beach for a few days. Yay warmth!! and Beach!!! though the 12 hour car ride was not so nice......




AND..... I PASSED MY WRITING 305 EXAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I don't have to take the class!!!!!
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lol I love this!! :)

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX),Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, 

'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.' 


In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: 


! If GM ha d developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........
Twice a day. 

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
 

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of t he road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
 

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads. 

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.
 

7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying. 

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
 

9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again be cause none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off
 
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I have a new header!!!!   Thanks to the amazing awesome [livejournal.com profile] pyro_spy !!!!   Thank you!!!!!
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I got this in my e-mail and had to share it

The 2008 Darwin Awards

the winner:

1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.


the rest )
my favorite is number 10 :)

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RDA!!!!!!!!! In a pepsi suberbowl commercial!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but still: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:) It's RDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm such a fangirl......*facepalm*

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ganked from Linda......

meme! )
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60 degrees?!?! In DECEMBER?!?!  WTF Michigan!

I hate Michigan weather
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so as I was sitting here, procrastinating instead of working on my 10 page research paper due tuesday.....I came across this paragraph, given to my philosophy class on how not to write said paper.

  Dear John,
I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined mefor other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy-will you let me be yours?
Gloria
 
Then we had to re-write it changing only the punctuation, to give it the opposite meaning

Read more... )
 
 
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i got this in my e-mail this morning....thoght it was humerous :)
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On top of my butt load of credits, homework, and other shit..... I have a new fandom *headdesk*. Well, a new-old fandom. I have been into Doctor who for a while now, but now that Meg has the first 3 seasons I've been into it a lot more. Which of course leads to fanfic.....and not homework. But who wants to read textbooks when the Doctor is so much more interesting? lol

off to bookmark my new sites that I found.....then go to bed
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As a side note, My roomie and I realized that the PeeWee Herman movie was directed by Tim Burton....which makes a lot of things suddenly make sense

A week in the life~ day 5 )
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I am very horrible.....so heres yesterday and todays will follow

a week in the life ~ day 4 )
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another lazy spent mostly with my laptop and homework

week in the life ~ day 2 )
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Because I am horrible about updating this (and because Maddie has been bugging me)  I'm going to attempt to do a week in the life meme. I say attempt because as a college student my life usually is not that interesting....unlike my cousin who I stole this from :)
so~~

a week in the life ~ day 1 )

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so you know you've been to the eye doctor too many times when you walk in and she asks you how your exams went--and she knows the subjects and how many of them.
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One of the worst things about living with other people...not to mention going to school with thousand of other people, is how fast illness passes between people. One roomie got sick, then I got sick, now my other two roomies are starting to get sick. Blah I hate being sick!


(NO I'm not blaming you Miss Beth! I'm just whining)
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 so in my first human physiology lab we had the typical survey to learn everyone's names. It went your name, your major, what you plan to do with your life after, and, *blink*  what your favorite brand of toothpaste is. Then we had a nice 20 min discussion on toothpaste. WTF?!
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